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My soup cup overruneth! I've got great friends. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!
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No singing frogs? How about the chameleons? Gotta have at least one chameleon!
Hi Tan! Glad to see you made it here. I've only pretty much just arrived myself.
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People seem to be migrating in rather steadily. Nice to see so many old friends here.
Now Merle hauled the turkey out of the freezer, and began making preparations. Merle really wished he had the first clue how to roast a turkey......
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"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects."
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PC hands Merle a cookbook "Please, read the cookbook and don't use magic."
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Merle studied the cook book. Hmmm, what's "baste" mean? Stuff it with what? This is just so incomplete.....
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"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects."
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>:
Nomad looked at the new PATD using his infamous Key of Light(KOL). It looked good to him so he stepped through the reflective portal that he opened at the HotTub of the Scifivines PATD hottub and ended up under water in this hottub. Nommy came up between a pair of legs and scared the crap out of the rather shaply female. er...sorry...first time here...gotta get my bearings Nommy stepped out of the Hottub and greeted his friends but quicky decided he needed to stake his claim. Nomad stepped to the right of the Bar and walked 1000 meters into the woods. Nommy decide he was going to create a home where he could see into anywhwere. He created a hall of mirrors and reflective pools. At the back of the hall, he created a alrge living space. For now it is undecorated. I will decorate it with new PATD stuff and maybe a few artifacts from days gone by. Done with that he re-entered the PATD and grabbed a Sammy. Nice to see old friends here.
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<CENTER><font size=+4><font color=red>ROAR!!!!</FONT></FONT></CENTER>
The large Angry Bear ran up and engulfed Nomad in a huge Bear hug, to be soon replaced by Sammy Bear, who followed suit, adding a sloppy wet kiss to Nommy's cheek.
"Angry glad you finally get here. Angry and Sammy miss you."
Nommy smiled, not at all taken aback, being used to the Bears' affection. He wondered idly if they had seen Valen sitting at his table.
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"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects."
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Stepping out of the hot tub, Cosmic takes the beer out of Nommy's hand (for safekeeping, since he seems to be preoccupied). Sneaking up behind Merle, she peeks over his shoulder at the cookbook.
"Baste? Isn't that a sewing term? Merle, perhaps you have to stuff the turkey with some kind of fabric and sew it's legs together to keep it in there...Need some help?
Ran, I don't think there are any chameleons here either, but someone mistook Valen for an iguana once...will that do?"
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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!
[This message has been edited by Cosmic (edited November 22, 2000).]
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Tandara walks over to where Cosmic and Merle are looking at the frozen turkey.
Tan casually taps the bird with the butt of her sword then looks inside.
ummm.. Merle?? I'm no Betty Crocker but this bird is rock hard! Don't it usually take a few days to thaw?? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"
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"Well, shoot! You're right, I'm sure, Tan. How'd I get elected to do this anyway?"
"You were closest to the freezer," pointed out CT.
"Oh. Better stand clear next time. Oh, well, lemme finish my Sammy." Tan and CT looked at the collection of empty mugs, then at each other, a feeling of unease creeping up on both of them.
Merle downed his latest mug, then began gesturing and mumbling. "There, that'll thaw it right now!"
"Merle!" Both screamed in unison. "No spells! You're drunk!"
"Huh? I'm not so think as you drunk I am!" Merle released the spell, and sure enough, the turkey began to thaw rapidly. The frost melted and fell off, and it actually steamed a bit.
Then it got up and started to dance.......
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"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects."
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! I was just gonna post to Ran that now we have all our FMD here and should get a performance going but I guess this Turkey will do ;P
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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"
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Hey, I don't think the Turkey can really take the place of the FMDs! :P
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"Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects."
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I think I once had a nightmare that involved a dancing turkey...or maybe it was a chicken. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
Perhaps we should just have some of Merle's chili. That is assuming that he made it before he started in on the Sammies... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!
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AsIs pokes her head out from her sound proof room, she is hungry and hoping for some turkey and mashed potatos.
Spotting the dancing turkey, she quickly closes the door and calls and orders pizza! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!
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Is that Turkey Pizza? ;-)
May be some of Merle's chili just might wash away the flu.
*rolling eyes* Dancing Turkeys!! oh boy!!!
And it's <font color="#FF6600"><font size=+4>HOT</font></font> here.
*chuckles*
(Away for a few days and WOOW.. the post! )
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Life is too short, so eat your dessert first!!
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Cosmic glares at Azziz as she peeks out the door.
"Your sound-proof room wasn't exactly germ-proof, bud. I think you gave me your cold. Mind if I have some of your soup?"
"ACHOOOOOOOO!!" http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/frown.gif
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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!
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Ooops, was that soda glass yours CT? Uhm, sorry http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/frown.gif
Sure, come on in, you can have soup and the bed and the kleenex box...
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!
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"Thanks, bud."
Cosmic glances at the dancing turkey making it's way across the room and pushes Azziz toward it.
"Either go dance with it or carve it!"
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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!
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*grumble* I forgot how cranky CT gets when sick!
Yo, Butterball, down in front, you are giving me a headache! Bartender, since cold stuff isn't working, give me a shot of tequila!
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!
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Mmmmmmm, Cincinnati chili, Graeter's ice cream, margaritas, Sammy (yuck), hot tub, and friends - PATD is always comfortable and welcoming.
Six years? Has it really been that long? Whew! No wonder that boot in the troph(e)y case looks so dusty!
Blood wine? Thanks, Merle, sounds good to me.
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Still reading,
Jandy
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*AsIs walks up to Jandy*
Sure you wouldn't rather have a rootbeer float? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!
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Hmmmmmmm... Iguana, huh!? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
Valen stands up and removes all the turkey bones and pie pans from his table. Looking over at the hot tub, he decides that a nice soak in the water is in order. Walking over to the edge, he removes his robe..
GASP!!!... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
What! I thought I heard that clothing was "optional"?! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif
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PC returns to the party. ?pon seeing the dancing turkey, PC mutters "Thank god I went to Chicago for Thanksgiving."
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfCrash:
PC returns to the party. ?pon seeing the dancing turkey, PC mutters "Thank god I went to Chicago for Thanksgiving."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
And in the Babylon 5 topic...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Vir is jokingly refered to as "?ur last, best hope for peace" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now is it just my imagination, an effect of the dancing turkey, an effect of seeing Valen 'robeless' or an effect of this cold medicine, but does anyone else see two little dots over the "U" in Upon and the "O" in Our??
Cosmic takes another swig from the Nyquil bottle, rolls over and goes back to sleep.
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The computer at work is acting weird, instead of putting a " it was putting the double dots. I am thining our Danish exchange student got to the key board and changed something....
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Tandara peeks in the PATD and quietly looks around. Satisfied that a certain ?High Priestess? is still under the influence of nyquil she caries a box over to the bar and places it on a stool.
Giving PC, Azziz, Valen and her other buds a wink she runs back outside for more boxes?.
Hoping the Birthday girl stays asleep the group ready the PATD for a heck of a party tomorrow!
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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"
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Cranky throws open the door of the PATD and gives a big grin to all the familiar faces she sees.
She notices that Tandara has placed a box on the barstool. She wanders over, picks it up and shakes it with bearlike enthusiasum.
"Awwwwww, youse gots me a welcum present Ms. Tan! Tanks!" http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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I'm not always cranky...I'm just written that way
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Tandara wheels the Spanking Machine into the PATD.
hmmmm... Cranky, how would you like to try out this machine? I mean if your that anxious for a party we could strap you in here?>:P
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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"
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Oh man! With everything I lost track of the days! I better go run and pick something up!
*AsIs dashes out of the pool area.*
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!
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hmmm a birthday party....whats that? ah Cranky Bear has arrived... oh no, the spanking machine
Seeing a bear and the spanking machine in the same vacinity, PC decides that the best course of action is to sneak out of her house and see how things top side are progressing...
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Seeing the spanking machine PC wondered if it was in proper working order. Deciding that it was best to find out before CT arrived, PC grabbed Valen and strapped him into the machine.
As she hit the start button, PC smiled at Valen. "Thanks for volunteering, I know you want CT to have a great birthday and would not mind testing this thing."
She set the timer to 30 minutes. Ignoring Valen's cry for help, she returned to the bar.
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Watching his "friend" strut and whistle as she walked away, ... .. you dirty... Ouch.. Owe.. OUCH!
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Tandara finishes putting up the decorations and Joins PC at the bar to watch Valen in the spanking machine.
Valen gives his psi-kitten a desperate plea for help in between his cries of pain.
Sorry Entil'zha, but PC's right we have to properly test the spanking machine before CT get's here. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Tandara looks over at PC...
Ya know I don't think anybody's been in it for a long time. I wonder if that rusty old timer even works? http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/tongue.gif
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AsIs wanders in with a brightly covered box for CT! She notices Valen still in that machine and worries about the PATD's health issurance. So she goes to the machine and releases the Entil...er, bonehead and helps him to seat. "Sit there bud, til the Birthday girl makes a appearance!"
Sets box on another table and goes to the bar for some Tequila.
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- "How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame... for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see." - Sebastion, Babylon 5
- Really I am a woman...honest!
- Resident KiSA (Knight in Shining Armor!)
- I believe trust is more important than monogamy (Savage Garden - Affirmation)
- Namesake of AsIs the kitten!
- Member of the *Save Mary Beth* Club!
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A bleary-eyed Cosmic wanders in after being awakened by the sound of someone's pleading screams.
"Geeze, what's going on in here people? An orgy?! Why didn't somebody wake me up??!"
Tandara snickers and points at the spanking machine.
"Oh brother! I thought that old thing had fallen apart from overuse by now!" http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
A low moan can be heard from Valen's table, where the MRI sits, uncomfortably squirming in his chair.
"What's the matter with Bonehead?"
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After CT wakes from her Nyquil-induced trance, she is told that there is a special birthday present awaiting her. She is led to the new PATD stage (gotta have one of those) and is sat in the first row before it.
The curtains part to reveal a snowy, Christmas scene. There is a large chair in the middle of the scene, with reindeer cutouts in the background. Snow wisps around. A soft "White Christmas" can be heard playing.
Santa Claus walks out on stage followed by four elves. The elves look remarkably like Merle. Nommy, Valen (who snuck away to get into the act) and Gollum. Motioning CT up on stage, Santa sits down in the chair and pulls CT onto his lap. The elves stand on each side.
<font color =red>Ho ho ho. Well, now young lady, and what would like to get?</font> CT whispers something in the jolly one's ear. <font color =red>Well, I think Santa can arrange that.</font>
Suddenly, the music changes from the Christmas carol to a hard rocking beat, and the stage gets darker. Santa gets up from the chair and puts CT back into it. He and the elves start to dance in front of her.
In unison, the elves yank off their costumes (think Britney Spears but in a guy sort of way) revealing that they are indeed the Full Monty Dancers they appeared to be and Santa disrobes as well unveling Rantarn (as if you didn't know, when it is my post afterall. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif Each is clad in a red g-string trimmed with white fur and jingle bells. (Of course, Valen's bottom happens to be the same shade as his outfit, but that couldn't be helped.)
The music gets louder and faster and each dancer moves to it. Gyrations in perfect sync with the driving beat. They move away from CT, then back toward her all together, surrounding her. Each takes his turn strutting and shaking in front of the chair and then moving on to let another, each dancing more wildly than the last. CT's head and eyes move, trying to capture all of the FMD glory at once until sensory overload takes her (but in a good sort of way).
Finally, the dancing concludes, except for one final token. Each dancer pulls out a sprig of mistletoe (don't ask), holds it over the birthday girl's head, and gives her a kiss.
<font color =red size = 6>Happy Birthday CT!</font>
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After soaking, for an extended period, in the hot tub, Valen climbs out and pulls his robes on..
http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif <font color="magenta">Valen! Dats a side ob youse ise nebber seen befores!</font>
Blushing a bit.. Valen smiles, Sorry Cranky, I forgot myself for a few. Hey.. I see your playing with the <font color="red">Spanking Machine</font>. Well, don't break it, as soon as CosmicThing gets here it's going to get a good workout.
Cranky looked at Valen, http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif <font color="magenta">What youse gonna do ta my friend Cosmic!?</font>
Valen, sensing Crankys confusion, not to mention a little hostility, tries to explain.. Oh don't worry Cranky.. we're not going to hurt Cosmic, much. It's her birthday and it's a human tradition to give the Birthday Girl a spanking for every year she's been alive, plus "one to grow on" and "one to have more birthdays on" and "one to be good on" and "one".. well, you see what I'm getting at, right?
Cranky eyes Valen with a suspisious frown.. <font color="magenta"> youse people are strange!</font>
Walking over to the machine, Valen takes a quick look. Bending down, he adjusts the SPEED knob to "<font color="red">NUCLEAR REACTOR, OUT OF CONTROL.. BARE BOTTOM BEET RED.. NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SET DOWN FOR A MONTH.. HURTS WORSE THEN A PAPER CUT</font>, mode, and locks the setting into place. There... she should enjoy that, I know the rest of us will!
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<font color="navy">"Happy 'B' day CT. Here's a gift I'm sure you will be able to use after the paddle machine!" ?jas says, putting his gift to CT on the table with all the others, as he heads for the bar with a thirsty look on his face.</font
<center>http://www.geocities.com/jasoom.geo/pillow.jpg</center>
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"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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Having completed his portion of the FMD dance, Valen decides that it's time to place the Birthday Girl in the traditional PATD, entertainment system.. yup, you got it.. the <font color="red">SPANKING MACHINE</font>. Knowing.. form "personal experience" that the unit is in PERFECT working order, Valen rushes over and grabs CT and lashes her into the machine! Checking to make sure no one had messed with the SPEED CONTROL, he presses the <font color="green">LAUNCH</font> button.
Stepping back, Valen http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif as he watches CosmicThing getting her well deserved birthday spanking.
<font size=+3><font color="magenta"><blink>HAPPY BIRTHDAY COSMIC!!!</blink></font></font>
<font size=-1>Ok.. so her birthday was yesterday! It was a very long dance and there is NO WAY she's getting out of getting her spanking!</font> http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
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Happy Birthday CT! It ain over til Xmas!
